Grand Mufti of Satanism

The title of "Grand Mufti of Satanism" was a created by Troll Towelhead, and set into ridiculous re-embedment a Muslim religious office ostensibly charged with providing religious decisions, discernments, pronouncements, and edicts, for the jurisdiction of his assignment (Satanism).

Being assigned a nation or portion of a nation and overseeing numerous muftis warranted a 'Grand' addition (comparable to 'Grand Wazier'), and as an emphasis, this provides a singular and solitary authority of unique status within an entire religion succeeded in effecting an egotistic and individualistic enterprise.

It only required the conferment of the status (by Troll's guru) and the wearing of the mantle through service to Satan and Satanists everywhere to complete the picture. Having a decades-old pact, established the Satanservice website, a recovery of the subversion ideology of the Pact with Satan or sale of soul, and the construction of a Gospel of Satan, this adequately qualified for his guru's provision of this authority, and in 2006, with the blessing of his own spiritual foundation, he adopted the epitome of epithets to fill out the public outreach (Troll Towelhead).